Kids Jokes

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’

‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’

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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him..

Little Johnny asked, ” Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? “

 

 

 

The moral of Story

**Internet jokes

In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, “Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them.” She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers. Little Suzie raises her hand.

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Funeral Procession

 

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.



A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking in single file.



The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said,

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'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.'

'If you don¢t mind my asking, what happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the twomen.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied --- 'Get in line.

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Pangalang Pilipino ipinalitan ng American name dahil nag citizen:

Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti

Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet

Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore

Veneracion de Asis - Venereal Disease

Alfonso de Asis - Alzheimer’s Disease

Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

Juan Tampipi - John Samsonite

Victoria Malihim - Victoria’s Secret

Eliutario Ignacio - Electronic Ignition

Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker

Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder

Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods

Burgos Reyes - Burger King

Ligaya Almundo - Joy Totheworld

Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas

 

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