The Long Procession PDF Print E-mail
Sunday, 01 August 2010 04:14

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.



A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking in single file.


The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, 


'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.'

'If you don¢t mind my asking, what happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied --- 'Get in line.
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